Sunday, June 22, 2014

He's Not Cute. He's a Criminal

OMG. JUST STOP.


No, seriously y'all.
Stop.

Stop saying he is good looking. 
Stop sharing his picture.
Stop giving this criminal attention he shouldn't be getting.
Just. Stop.

The guy has nice eyes.
Fine.
So does Jesse Williams from Grey's Anatomy. 
And guess fucking what? 

HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL!



See! 
Now isn't he yummy!
And believe it or not, but he doesn't have a laundry list of criminal offenses. Something they both have in common?  Same complexion. Same beautiful eyes. But it stops there.

But the bigger problem is the message this is sending to our daughters. And I am not talking about little girls the age of my daughter. I am talking about the tweens, and teens with internet access and new found puberty. 

Well all the other women on the internet think he is sexy... so he must be, right?

He is just misunderstood.

Everyone deserves a second chance.

All correct. Until you realize this guy has had a second, third, fourth, and who knows how many chances. 

Get Your Shit Together Dude!

Now, because I just have to...



Nice Shitty Neck Tattoo.


Moral of the story, ladies?
Stop judging a book by its cover.
Sometimes... just sometimes... it is a cat turd wrapped in gold teeth and bad tattoos.




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